7 hours ago . September 01, 2014
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7 hours ago . September 01, 2014
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cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE





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cybercitrus:

pixelavender:

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

thIS WHOLE FUCKING ARTICLE

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clarity5sos:

touchmemalum:

FUCKING GOALS X

IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS PICTURE FIR A THOUSAND YEARS  JESUS HEARD MY PRAYERS 

clarity5sos:

touchmemalum:

FUCKING GOALS X

IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS PICTURE FIR A THOUSAND YEARS  JESUS HEARD MY PRAYERS 

michael5zoz:

michael: most likely to jack off to anime fight scenes
calum: most likely to put ketchup directly on french fries instead of on the side like you’re supposed to
luke: most likely to shit his pants after eating chipotle
ashton: most likely to die at a macklemore concert alongside ed sheeran

blamecalum:

Best Summer Ever! etalk & 5 Seconds of Summer

hahallucinations:

Orange Is The New Black cast attends the 66th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards

They’re all so FUCKING GORGEOUS

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